this looks like a cover of a murder mystery book
If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.
You’ll never treat yourself right darling, but I want you to… [01/08/14]
When you’re not as tough as you say you are… #nohashtag
my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they
if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework
you know me so well
they got home and this is how that went
me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!
mom: what is that from?
they’re now double grounded
Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY
LIST OF REALLY SUPER CUTE THINGS:
A little bit of Troyler in my life,
A little bit of Zalfie by my side,
A little bit of Phan’s all I need,
A little bit of Hartbig’s all I see.
A little bit of Shoey in the sun,
A little bit of Jaspar all night long,
A little bit of Narcus here i am,
A little bit of ships make me your fan.
IF A FANGIRL LIKES YOU YOU BETTER ASK HER OUT RIGHT FUCKING THEN AND RIGHT FUCKING THERE OK BECAUSE ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN. WE HAVE STANDARDS. HIGH STANDARDS. VERY HIGH STANDARDS. AND IF YOU MEET THOSE STANDARDS THEN YOU BASICALLY WIN AT LIFE BECAUSE YOU ARE PUT INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS THESE GUYS WITH MILLIONS OF GIRLS SCREAMING OVER THEM. IF THAT DOESNT CLEAR THINGS UP FOR YOU THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL
Stories that Give Me Hope.
Stories that make me cry
what is this moisture coming from my eyes
my eyeballs are leaking
The last one though
everyone not at #NoFilter Show be like